April 2011
9 posts
Día 3: 5 ways you break the ice
1. “Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.”
2. “Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.”
3. “how much does a polar bear weigh? …enough to break the ice, hi i’m amber.”
4. “I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this...
Día 2: 5 not so basic facts about yourself
1. I have dreams of being an archaeologist. But i see myself ending up as a flight attendant.
2. One day I want to work as a tornado chaser in the great plains.
3. The thought of how deep the ocean is, and how far space goes scares me so much!
4. I am perfectly content with being a hermit.
5. Sometimes I wish I was taller.
The sun rises, and the sun goes down,
and hastens to the place where it rises.
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”I think I relate to all the characters in one way or another. I’m...
He then took a machete to a dictionary and told me
that a dictionary was an...